Yea .. so I am bored @ 5:13am. What of it?
Tonight I managed to waste life away watching cheezy fearnet movies and eating shittons of grease soaked atomic wings. Although the second movie (bruiser) made me realise that I still like the Misfits. Why or how they ended up being in that movie I don’t know. But yea… they were:

Sigh. So yea… if you like corny “nerds getting picked on until they go on a cheezy murderous rampage with a somewhat whodunit theme” type movies: Definitely the flick for you. Otherwise … Just watch Dexter reruns (NOT ON CBS). Dex needs to come back soon… TV is sucking and SVU just got all wack last episode. Being that I just exchanged a 50″ DLP tv for a 24″ CRT … im not too much of a tv-person at the moment (not that I ever was)
On a lighter note: I installed Zimbra on a VM at home. I got Exim configured as a smarthost to route the traffic thru. I figure that will benefit in case my vm eats it, I can keep other-wise lost messages spooling awaiting the de-eatification and also, prevent mails failing for being from a dynamic ip. Let me know if you want to try out zimbra… i’ll hook you up with an account. mike -[at]- hostmyappz -[dot]- com
I gotta hand it to Zimbra… for a mail suite: its damn easy to use, configure and administer. Being java-filled it can be a memory sponge… but hopefully newegg can help that out. Although I am unsure if I should drop 80$ on an extra 4GB of ram or just wait and buy something that is worth an investment. Being a cheap-ass, its hard trying to… do… anything…. ever.
I kind-of gave up (somewhat) on an elaborate exim configuration. Mainly because its just too much of a bitch. I mean, I will likely continue to work with it… but for now… its the least of my worries.
Please check out my site over at http://www.getmetodefcon.com. It has more details on the actual page itself, but in short:
It is a page I created to help get me to defcon. Give it a read and at the least you will get a laugh out of it ( i think? ). Thanks!
–Mike
Pretty much for my own use…
But if anyone else gets use from these… That are good resources:
So here is an update:
Right now things I am working on:
Short of that, Just working at good ol’ HMS.
Im trying to get to DEFCON this year. So I created a site where people can donate:
I expect to be advancing with the EXIM stuff,
If I ever finish working on the worst server migrations ever… Sigh. It never ends.
Im going to be Adding something to the site to house my Apps in the near future.
Until next time…
I am no longer between homes.

So a few months and many Ben Franklins later, I have a place. Of course, The only things I own are electronics… So i think its time for some furnishings.
Life is good (if you aren’t mike scavitto)
Oh so I think I found my calling in life. Too bad I didn’t find it when I was 6, like this kid. Oh well.
Comedic link of the day
This was brought to my attention recently and its really scary. Pretty much: Don’t ever use upnp or you will be raped.
fin.
EDIT: There was an updated FAQ posted for that uPNP Exploit posted above.. You can find that here
Okay… so I know the DNS app is a hunk of crap. I have to redo it.
I am lazy and have no time to get stuff done (bad combo).
I’m working on an SMTP class for php because the mail function is a POS.
I see that turning into a never-ending project stemming into a bagillion different directions.
Im going to start Posting perl, batch and bash scripts I have lying around … A submissions page… index and all that crapola will come at some point for other people to post theirs as well. Pretty much, I am lazy and start something and lose interest. I have a ton
Hit me up if you want to help me get some of the crap I need done. Otherwise I’ll be working on it for the next month. I have no access to this here series of tubes outside of work at the moment. So… uuh … In short … Someone help me get some of this shit done.
I leave you with the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I mean come on… Dude’s name is Sodomsky.
Although it is Kinda scary that the techs would be going thru his hdd. I don’t know why that would be necessary in any way to install a CD drive. Then again, I don’t know why it would be necessary to go to CC to get a CD drive plugged in.
Next day shipping on your replacement power adapter for your laptop. Yea … So I stopped in tonight after work and decided to pull out the good ol’ Precision… To my surprise I plug in the power adapter and hear a high pitched Shreik. Eff that noise … I was pissed. I went into Dell’s chat and boom they’re replacing that thing overnight. Gotta love The convenience of going with dell. I feel like one of our customers @ HMS all happy and satisfied after my problem is fixed
So … I have to redo some things on the site. I am going to redo Most of the DNS application. Some of it can be revised. It seems somewhat limited in functionality. More to come on that…
EDIT: Speaking of dell, If you are looking for something for Xmas or … Just for yourself. Try outlet.dell.com … I got my Laptop there, its a Precision M65 [ core2duo 1.6 (maybe?) , 256MB dedicate video memory for the nVidia Quadro 350 (and up to 256 MB shared), XP-Pro, 60GB 5400 rpm hdd, 24x cd-rom, 512 MB DDR2 667MHz w/ a 3 year next-day Warranty. Price: 960$]
With the help of Newegg, added 2 GB of ram, I got an intel abg3945 MiniPCIe wifi card and swapped the XP pro for ubuntu.
Blame it on the robots… or just actually have sex with them. Yea .. Some things are just weird. But then again … Is it as weird as doll prostitutes?